i have to memorize this so i'll know what to say to mother in case she really finds out.

ma : Who did this to you??!

me : I haven't caught a disease mom, i'm just gay. like i have brown hair.

ma : First! you stop coming to mosque. Now you're up to your neck in sin!

me : It's not a sin!mom i never killed or stolen? and mom i'm trying not to lie to you!

ma : It's a HUGE sin!

me : According to who?!

ma : According to GOD!!!

me : What kind of a God is that?I can't accept it!!

ma : Then you will burn.in.hell!

ada berani?hehehe..



a scene from i can't think straight (yes that's why it sounds so familiar)